M.L Syndrome 

When an incredibly attractive woman dates or finds a man attractive, who is incredibly ugly, stupid, or lacks decent moral character.

“Did you see that ten out of ten Kate with her new boyfriend? He looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan then set ablaze. She’s got a serious case of M.L Syndrome.”

M.L Syndrome by Mrgn1245 July 7, 2024

l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome 

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)

I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.

l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome by cornjulio April 21, 2011

O.M.L. Syndrom 

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.

Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"

O.M.L. Syndrom by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011