m dog 

Used mostly by women and gay men, the idea of a man being like a dog. Mostly used after having been cheated on.

He !@$%#& her! What a total M Dog!

m dog by *sara November 16, 2007

M Dog 

M dog is an abbreviation for the female name Maisy

Wow look its poo girl, hey hows it going M dog

M Dog by Avicii4372897 September 29, 2020

I'm Petting My Dog 

Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.

"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*

I'm Petting My Dog by HipstaSquirrel September 6, 2016

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog

an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream

duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”

i may be named duke but i’m not a dog by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021

I'm gonna kick my dog 

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.

Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

I'm gonna kick my dog by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG! 

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG! by jakedtyled January 23, 2010