You, me, him, her, everyone. In simplistic terms, this is the easiest to define such a diverse and universal word. Means anything to anyone. To exaggerate this word, preface it with moo.

We are all moo molks on this blessed day.

Molk by TotallyNotARealPerson12 April 6, 2017

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Molk

A sacred liquid used by the ancient Saudi to perform religious rituals. For example, Sorat al Molk is a ceremony in which great amount of Molk is drank.

Give him the Molk, Josh!

Molk by TheMolkMan September 3, 2019

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molk-ette

a female version of a molk, but it likes to feast upon kittens vital organs instead. yum, kitteny fresh! See molk

Hey you growsky lil molk-ette! GET OFF of my dayam kitten! shoo! begone! that liver belongs to Snuggums, not you! and his spleen! spit em out!

molk-ette by lil china doll May 14, 2006

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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