Mölk

A usually angry German who is drinking milk

That man is a mölk

by ARandomDuck740 August 31, 2022

Molk

Another name for milk

Look in that shop they sell chocolate molk

by Kendalljenner May 19, 2018

molk

molk is a weired type of elf thingy, which kills random puppys cos it wants to.

When i got up in the middle of the night i found a DAYAM MOLK feasting on my puppys vital organs, but they have to eat, so im happy

by Why don't you tell me yours first May 12, 2004

Molk

A child who eats people

That kids a real molk

by Manly,dumb,erotic December 29, 2020

Molk

You, me, him, her, everyone. In simplistic terms, this is the easiest to define such a diverse and universal word. Means anything to anyone. To exaggerate this word, preface it with moo.

We are all moo molks on this blessed day.

by TotallyNotARealPerson12 April 6, 2017

Molk

A sacred liquid used by the ancient Saudi to perform religious rituals. For example, Sorat al Molk is a ceremony in which great amount of Molk is drank.

Give him the Molk, Josh!

by TheMolkMan September 3, 2019

molk-ette

a female version of a molk, but it likes to feast upon kittens vital organs instead. yum, kitteny fresh! See molk

Hey you growsky lil molk-ette! GET OFF of my dayam kitten! shoo! begone! that liver belongs to Snuggums, not you! and his spleen! spit em out!

by lil china doll May 14, 2006