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molk is a weired type of elf thingy, which kills random puppys cos it wants to.
When i got up in the middle of the night i found a DAYAM MOLK feasting on my puppys vital organs, but they have to eat, so im happy
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That kids a real molk
Molk by Manly,dumb,erotic December 29, 2020
You, me, him, her, everyone. In simplistic terms, this is the easiest to define such a diverse and universal word. Means anything to anyone. To exaggerate this word, preface it with moo.
We are all moo molks on this blessed day.
Molk by TotallyNotARealPerson12 April 6, 2017
A sacred liquid used by the ancient Saudi to perform religious rituals. For example, Sorat al Molk is a ceremony in which great amount of Molk is drank.
Give him the Molk, Josh!
Molk by TheMolkMan September 3, 2019
That man is a mölk
Mölk by ARandomDuck740 August 31, 2022

molk-ette 

a female version of a molk, but it likes to feast upon kittens vital organs instead. yum, kitteny fresh! See molk
Hey you growsky lil molk-ette! GET OFF of my dayam kitten! shoo! begone! that liver belongs to Snuggums, not you! and his spleen! spit em out!
molk-ette by lil china doll May 14, 2006
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