Lyster-zoned

When a man takes a girl home with the woman having full intentions of having sex with that man, but all he does is spoon her. Little or big spoon
Last weekend Glenn picked up Margaret from the bar and took her home and lyster-zoned her, and cuddled without mercy.
by Dr.dictionary September 11, 2013
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lyster

I suck at this. Im a lyster
by Lolimnoob October 01, 2020
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Sigurd Lyster

a wannabe Dane who is in fact a closet Norwegian.

Sigurd Lyster likes playing with his penis three times a week all three times being in one day. So Sigurd is basically just like you and me a regular everyday normal motherfucker.
''look a wild Sigurd Lyster''
''Wow Asger Munk needs to see this''
by wifebeater wearinga wifebeater February 08, 2023
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Lyster

A very handsome boy. He has beautiful curly hair and a strong jawline. He has a very beautiful smile and very sweet to the girl he cares about. Lyster is a guy with a great personality, he’s funny, smart, and very goal-oriented. He’s very knowledgeable and the sassiest man you will ever meet. He’s a pretty serious guy but very goofy once you get to know him.
Girl: “Oh wow! That guy is so fine, it must be Lyster.
by Jamaigirl May 20, 2024
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