lyster

A noob

I suck at this. Im a lyster

lyster by Lolimnoob October 1, 2020

Lyster

A very handsome boy. He has beautiful curly hair and a strong jawline. He has a very beautiful smile and very sweet to the girl he cares about. Lyster is a guy with a great personality, he’s funny, smart, and very goal-oriented. He’s very knowledgeable and the sassiest man you will ever meet. He’s a pretty serious guy but very goofy once you get to know him.

Girl: “Oh wow! That guy is so fine, it must be Lyster.

Lyster by Jamaigirl May 19, 2024

Lyster-zoned 

When a man takes a girl home with the woman having full intentions of having sex with that man, but all he does is spoon her. Little or big spoon

Last weekend Glenn picked up Margaret from the bar and took her home and lyster-zoned her, and cuddled without mercy.

Lyster-zoned by Dr.dictionary September 11, 2013

Sigurd Lyster 

a wannabe Dane who is in fact a closet Norwegian.

Sigurd Lyster likes playing with his penis three times a week all three times being in one day. So Sigurd is basically just like you and me a regular everyday normal motherfucker.

''look a wild Sigurd Lyster''
''Wow Asger Munk needs to see this''

Sigurd Lyster by wifebeater wearinga wifebeater February 8, 2023

Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

Phil Lester 

saviour of pandas

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true

Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016

Phil Lester 

A British YouTuber (aka Amazing Phil) with 3.9 million subscribers. He is an actual angel. He has a smile of pure gold that radiates immense sunshine and happiness. Even tho his best friend Dan Howell (aka danisnotonfire) is more popular than him, he never stops smiling and supporting him. He has also created many different trends (eg, Toilet Tag, 7-Second Challenge, etc) and not been recognized for creating them; yet, he never complains about it. He is one of the original YouTubers and has literally been on YT longer than all of the famous YouTubers I can think of. He loves lions, mismatched socks, and his fans. He is almost 30 (on January 30th oml it's so close) yet seems to have the innocence of an eight year old. (Although we in the Phandom know better!!) There is so much more that I could say about him but I think this is probably too long, so, the last thing I would like to say is: Keep smiling, Phil. We love you for the sole reason that you're you. Never lose your adorable, innocent, immature, goofy personality. Never forget the cat whiskers. Never stop being you.

"It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
"You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves."
"I would date Belle (the Disney princess) because...she saw the beauty within the beast. She knows it's what's on the inside that counts."
"You are better than toast."
~Phil Lester

...excuse me while I go CRAFT!!!

Phil Lester by emthesmølchild December 23, 2016