Lyndacism 

1) overbearing judgement and criticism of the highest level on any and all subject matters. 2) to be judged with looks, words, and sounds on your life choices because she always knows what's best for you. 3) to be judged chronically and relentlessly.

I've had enough of your lyndacism!
I can see the lyndacism on your face!
Despite the over bearing lyndacism, it still manage to succeed.

Lyndacism by Jibrilium July 6, 2016

Lindaism

The ancient belief in not being a bitch.

Mr. Mathews: Blace, how did you get so much gainz?
Blace: Lindaism

Lindaism by Superbro99 October 1, 2016

Lyndyism 

The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.

Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.

Lyndyism by Lyndybindyboo January 11, 2009

Lyndenism

A sense, commonly affecting gingers where you are the whitest kid in the world, is fuckng retard fag and is gay btw hes lesbian, hes ginger, white, small pp, always drinks energy drinks and gets yelled at by mr drebert. therefore hes fucking retarded. And hes a ginger

Wow, Lyndenism is a very bad desease

Lyndenism by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

Lundalism 

The process of breaking/vandalizing something while doing hooligans/silly things at the same time.

Speaker 1: Why are you dancing while breaking the glasses?
Speaker 2: LUNDALISM!!!!!!!

Lundalism by Corez_ April 30, 2024