The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.
Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.
by Lyndybindyboo January 29, 2008
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