Lyndyism

The ultimate Religion.
Women dominant men to the extreme.

System:
Lyndy=God
Lauren=Jesus (left hand woman)
Women
Rats
Bugs
8 inch and over
Black men
Boys
Men
Gays

Balls should be chopped off so women can get what they want without worrying about getting pregnant.

Lyndyism is the following.
V-day
girl gives razor to boy with large pubes.
boy asks "whats this for?"
girl replies "for ur forest dick wad"

Religion of Major Unknown Whippage.