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Lying Cat 

A woman's intimate hair that has never been trimmed, cut or cared for ever, and has been left to grow at nature's free will.
Doug: Wendy, I noticed you don't have any shaving material at all, do you wax?

Wendy: I am very natural in my personal hygiene and prefer to allow free natural growth, I like it to be like a lying cat.
Lying Cat by heyyou21 October 23, 2009
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laying on the cat 

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.
My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

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JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH 

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
OH NO JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISH JUST TOUCHED MY CHILD

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