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Lunch Ass 

A standard for judging a woman's ass at lunchtime that is less critical than later in the evening.
"That waitress is hot," said Thomas. "I agree, very nice Lunch Ass," responded Tony.
Lunch Ass by Srini Balasubrian January 7, 2009

Lunch lady ass 

Ah ass that's extra tall and extra wide but not at all thicc
Also you don't kno where the legs stop and the ass start
"Damn that fat girl got lunch lady ass smh where her got damn legs even start tho"
Lunch lady ass by YaBoiSam October 18, 2016

lunch his ass 

OldSkoolReno: i dont remember
OldSkoolReno: latest ebonix
OldSkoolReno: lunch his ass means buy him lunch
OldSkoolReno: in gratitude for giving us essays to do
Boy I'll lunch ur ass if you help me with the Geometry assignment!
lunch his ass by gookymcnuggaspic January 19, 2004

flaming ass launch 

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.
My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

ass lurch 

ass lurch, or asslurch, was born in the unmoderated forum of overclocked remix,(www.ocremix.com) when forums member "lurch" was told not to be an ass- "dont be an ass, lurch."

-an obnoxious, rude, crass, stupid, or otherwise offensive person.

syn: ass, asshat, jerk, dickweed, ect.
shut the hell up, asslurch.
go be an ass lurch elsewhere.
ass lurch by Mystico October 18, 2004

ass launch 

when someone gets it up the ass from a guy and afterward farts and some of it starts to drip slowly out of the rectum
She took it up the ass after taking some laxative and all of a sudden i see jizz dripping out!
ass launch by 08204 March 3, 2004
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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