Lumberjerker

One who jerks lumber...
AKA One who jacks wood...
For the slow ones: One who gives many handjobs...

Bob: It's awesome! She gave me more handjobs than I've gotten from all my other girlfriends combined!
Joe: Sounds like we have a real lumberjerker on our hands...

by Phreadericke Smith January 18, 2009

Lumberjerk

The cashier who overcharges you at Home Depot.

Wow, that guy wouldn't give me 2 sheets of plywood for less than 30 dollars. What a lumberjerk.

by watchsnl November 24, 2010

lumberjerk

Da dumba** from da infamous Vonage commercial.

Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt

by QuacksO June 10, 2018