The lucy table is the worst table in the house. It can refer to the worst table in a restaurant, but also extends to any spot you find yourself in public or in the office that sucks. It originates from the classic I Love Lucy show episode where Lucy is seated at a table by the waiters' door where there is high traffic.
Cindy was assigned the Lucy Table of office cubes, right by the copier/fax machine.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.