Lucerna 

English is not her first language, although thanks to too much American TV she doesn't have an accent. In her free time she can be found getting swole (in a tequila t-shirt), admiring bald men, and drinking tequila. She always thinks she knows what's going on and will often express "I got this!" only to realize that she was thinking of the wrong thing. You will never get bored talking to Lucerna because she is honest and amazing. She is very good at making fun of other people in an endearing, didn't see that coming, kind of way.

Wow, I wish I was like Lucerna.
Lucerna is literally the best. Person. Ever.

Lucerna by SwoleBro1000 May 10, 2018

city lucerne 

lucerne
lucerne is a city in switzerland.
lucerne has a big lake and a river. on the lake are beautiful old ships. in the city are a lot of tourists. around lucerne you can see beautiful mountains, for example pilatus or rigi. and in the distance you can see the alps. In lucerne the people speak swissgerman. It's a really beautiful city and it's worth visiting.

I am from the city lucerne and I love this city. And to this people who dont wanna publish that deifinition: I AM PROUD OF BEING A SIWSS GIRL AND THERE'S ONLY A HATE-DEFINITION OF LUCERNE, THAT DOESN'T SHOWS THE TRUTH! so le me publish that defiinition, so I can show the truth!

city lucerne by ProudSwissGirl June 20, 2014

lucerne 

a shithole out in the middle of nowhere. its next to apple valley and is full of hillbillies and pot heads.

i went over yonder and got high in lucerne yesterday.

lucerne by waginaface October 18, 2008

Lucerne Valley 

A nothing town in the middle of nowhere with the highest population of druggies and rapists in Sothern California.
If Lucerne is known for anything it's the legend of the Knights of the Golden Circle and its Confederate roots there. The KGC planted a grove of cottonwoods in the shape of a circle supposedly hiding clues to a hidden trove of priceless treasures. Or the "national treasure" that the movie was roughly based around.

Modern-day drunken desperadoes and Southern cutthroats of Lucerne Valley: "damn the Stars and Stripes."

Lucerne Valley by pseudofish October 18, 2008

lucera 

A city in italy that literally nobody knows

I was born in lucera
Where?
Lucera
Exactly, where?

lucera by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Laughing Lucerne

Illegal tobacco

he had a toke on the laughing lucerne reefer

Laughing Lucerne by grumpy fella July 8, 2015

lucena 

Total loser

You are such a lucena.

lucena by Guywhohateslucena November 16, 2017