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Future Farmers of America

A farmer cult
they chant
paint their hands green
partake in initiation ceremonies
sacrifice animals.. to who? the farmer god?

members suffer severe consequences if they let their uniform touch the ground or remove their jacket during meetings or ceremonies.
FFA member: "I eat my pets."
by pseudofish August 31, 2008
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A nothing town in the middle of nowhere with the highest population of druggies and rapists in Sothern California.
If Lucerne is known for anything it's the legend of the Knights of the Golden Circle and its Confederate roots there. The KGC planted a grove of cottonwoods in the shape of a circle supposedly hiding clues to a hidden trove of priceless treasures. Or the "national treasure" that the movie was roughly based around.
Modern-day drunken desperadoes and Southern cutthroats of Lucerne Valley: "damn the Stars and Stripes."
by pseudofish August 31, 2008
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