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lubalicious
Is when your special someone has always got your eye and you would just want to eat them like a fat kid eats cake.....
oh baby you so lubalicious
lubalicious by sarkes Mkrdichian January 20, 2009
lubaolong
A person on an internet forum that claims to have "hooked up" with multiple Asian pop singers. This person also claims to own a mail order bride. This is all due to his having "more money than God" and his being better than everyone else.
lubaolong
A person who's life is so boring, that they have to make shit up on an internet forum to make themselves feel better.
A person that goes on an internet forum to tell people how much better they are than the posters on the forum. This person is usually full of shit.
A person that makes things up on an internet forum and when caught in the lie, will give a lame excuse as to why they lied.
This person is usually the doormat of the forum.
A person that is continually gotten to or pwnt on an internet forum.
A person that goes on an internet forum to tell people how much better they are than the posters on the forum. This person is usually full of shit.
A person that makes things up on an internet forum and when caught in the lie, will give a lame excuse as to why they lied.
This person is usually the doormat of the forum.
A person that is continually gotten to or pwnt on an internet forum.
"I have nine degrees from nine different Ivy League schools. I speak seven different languages. I have more money than God. I could own you." This is typically the kind of post you would see from a lubaolong.
Poster,"How good is Princeton's med school? Their law program's one of the best. Are you interested in their med school at all?"
Lubaolong,"Princeton is usually ranked in the top ten, but no. Who would voluntarily live in New Jersey? I am applying to San Francisco which ranks above Princeton."
Poster,"lol. Princeton doesn't have a med school/law school/b-school dumbass."
When confronted with such a response to their bullshit, a lubaolong will generally say that they misunderstood the question or not respond.
Poster,"How good is Princeton's med school? Their law program's one of the best. Are you interested in their med school at all?"
Lubaolong,"Princeton is usually ranked in the top ten, but no. Who would voluntarily live in New Jersey? I am applying to San Francisco which ranks above Princeton."
Poster,"lol. Princeton doesn't have a med school/law school/b-school dumbass."
When confronted with such a response to their bullshit, a lubaolong will generally say that they misunderstood the question or not respond.
lunalovegoodsexual
lunalovegoodsexual by lunalovegoodcanrunmeover January 4, 2021
Ludalow
1. (n) Means to do the dirty... SEX.
2. (v) The action of doing the dirty.
3. (adj) Describes something as sexy or down right awesome.
2. (v) The action of doing the dirty.
3. (adj) Describes something as sexy or down right awesome.
1. After years of being lonely, Vance and Matt did the ludalow.
2. "Vance, let's ludalow you sexy thang," said Matt as their eyes locked.
3. That "thing" of Ryan's is ludalow.
2. "Vance, let's ludalow you sexy thang," said Matt as their eyes locked.
3. That "thing" of Ryan's is ludalow.
Ludalow by Shadeeeeey February 5, 2010
La Candola of Lubao
La Candola of Lubao is the fake immitation of Lakan Dula of Tondo. The two are not related. Lakan Dula of Tondo is a patriot, La Candola of Lubao is a Spanish collaborator. Historians believe that La Candola
(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
La Candola of Lubao by Kaka David of Guagua, Pampanga July 13, 2009
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