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A small town in Massachusetts that makes a living from selling drugs. Where cops drive around in Dodge Chargers and drug dealers drive around in expensive cars. The only thing people care about is drugs, money, sex and soccer.
Ludlow has 18 State Soccer Titles
Ludlow by Anon413 April 26, 2012

Ludlowe boy

Someone who feels the need to take their shirt/pants of usually does this when there are many girls around. They will typically drink one beer then act drunk will also flex their jawline in every Snapchat picture they send
Why was Chet taking his shirt off at the party last night he’s such a ludlowe boy
Ludlowe boy by Trueballer76 May 23, 2018
A 10-square-mile retirement home on the Welsh border, UK. It is a fine place to go if you want to meet old people or chavs since there really isn't much else there.

Many Ludlovians also enjoy the pleasures of shagging sheep, an activity local to the bordering country of Wales.

In the heart of Ludlow is Sandpits, home of many a 13-year-old prostitute and their male counterparts who enjoy nothing more than swaggering around with an unlit cigarette hanging out of their mouth pretending to be "hard".
"I'll knock your fookin' 'ed in mate I'm from Ludlahhhhh!" - small child in Ludlow.
Ludlow by fasc1nationstreet April 13, 2011
A small town in Massachusetts where pot heads roam the streets and all people care about is soccer and Portugal.
Person 1- Dude, Ludlow won State champs in Soccer.
Person 2- I know, my pot dealer that lives there told me.
Ludlow by Usheryourmother December 28, 2010

Kenneth Ludlow

Kenneth is a valiant warrior for the state of Ludlonia, based within North-East Moldova.
I love Kenneth Ludlow. He has brought pride and peace to our once desolate and corrupt country.
A geezer that's too scared to touch a woman and that one that makes his mates think he might be gay as we think he likes cock.
Oh he fucked it up with that girl, was a right Ludlow about it.
Ludlow by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan April 26, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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