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Positive experiences/warmth derived by absorbing the rays emanating from someone in Love.
"Isn't Kelly really cringing at our immense soppy nature together?

Nah, she's topping up her Love Tan, she's fine."

"So, any plans for tonight?

Yeah, hanging out at Sean's, though his girlfriend will be there too, better take the Love Tan lotion with me"
Love Tan by The Nine of Hearts October 25, 2010
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I just love your spray tan! 

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.
Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

love tank 

meat wallet, vagina, pootang, hoohah, pussy, vag, furburger
After the gang bang, her love tank was pretty shredded.
love tank by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015

Love Tangles 

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it
Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"
Love Tangles by Aim For North June 9, 2022

FREEKY LOVE TANGO 

A tango of love and freeky things made famous by Zach T in the song "Loose".
" Me and you can do the freeky love tango hotter then a burning Volcano"
FREEKY LOVE TANGO by SexBandit88 January 29, 2005

Tandoori Love 

A threesome or a spit roast involving two South East Asian males and a female (of any race)
She's begging for a bit of Tandoori Love!
Tandoori Love by GSA Rider November 13, 2007

tanted love 

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it
Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love
tanted love by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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