Love Tan

Positive experiences/warmth derived by absorbing the rays emanating from someone in Love.

"Isn't Kelly really cringing at our immense soppy nature together?

Nah, she's topping up her Love Tan, she's fine."

"So, any plans for tonight?

Yeah, hanging out at Sean's, though his girlfriend will be there too, better take the Love Tan lotion with me"

Love Tan by The Nine of Hearts October 25, 2010

I just love your spray tan! 

When somebody takes a "sick day" off school/work for a day and comes back ridiculously tanned.

Typically used to humiliate the people that think some really pale boy/girl gets tanned in a day.

When you know they weren't sick.

Person1: Why weren't you here yesterday???
Person2: Oh I was sick... Cough cough...
Person1: Well that sucks. By the way I just love your spray tan!

I just love your spray tan! by CountPastPotato June 17, 2013

love tank 

meat wallet, vagina, pootang, hoohah, pussy, vag, furburger

After the gang bang, her love tank was pretty shredded.

love tank by iFakeSarcasms May 3, 2015

Love Tangles 

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it

Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"

Love Tangles by Aim For North June 9, 2022

FREEKY LOVE TANGO 

A tango of love and freeky things made famous by Zach T in the song "Loose".

" Me and you can do the freeky love tango hotter then a burning Volcano"

FREEKY LOVE TANGO by SexBandit88 January 29, 2005

Tandoori Love 

A threesome or a spit roast involving two South East Asian males and a female (of any race)

She's begging for a bit of Tandoori Love!

Tandoori Love by GSA Rider November 13, 2007

tanted love 

mine and daniels relationship

when he loves me only when he feels like it

Harlea and Daniels relationship is tanted love

tanted love by Harlea Barrentine March 27, 2005