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Louis Ward 

When you find a Louis Ward you want to keep him close to you at all times he is one special guy that will walk into your life and make a change for the better, keep an eyes out for a Louis Ward because their always thought of to be Charming, Handsome, Sexy and very freaky in bed. Most Louis Wards are mostly Virgos and horny 24/7. Louis Ward is always thought of being a lifesaver, If you ever get a chance of meeting a Louis Ward he's a keeper and will treat you like a Queen. Louis Ward's are extremely hard to get but once you get them they aren't going to leave your side because they are extremely loyal. A Louis Ward would save somebody's life over himself in a blink of an eye sadly, Louis Wards aren't too lucky with females and get really angry or depressed overthinking that they are going to be alone forever. Mostly every night they jack off probably to their crushes face or something weird like that...they are out of the box and mysterious. One con of a Louis Ward is the fact they have a really small penis that they don't want to admit to but everyone knows it and makes fun of them for it, they don't want that so they act all big and scary but deep down they're just big babies. Most Louis Wards are athletic and good at fighting but there is the other side of them that are fat and lazy and sit in bed all day, there is no inbetween.
Louis ward shagged me yesterday I couldn't feel his cock at all it was really small
Louis ward is so kind
Louis Ward by HotTubFantasy April 9, 2020
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026