Lot’s wife 

She was, quite literally, a little salty.

What can you say about Lot’s wife? She was from Sodom. A real pillar of her community. She had a good life, though she made some mistakes when she looked back on it. DISCLAIMER: I am not in any way affiliated with the Big G. I don’t know what’s really goin’ on. This is a little shoutout to the Bible literate among you, believers or otherwise. You might even get a little chuckle out of it. Or not, I guess...

Lot’s wife by vfuzz March 6, 2019

a grain of lot's wife 

Contrary to the term "Grain of Salt," a grain of lots wife refers to the story of Sodom and Gamorah in the Torah, where Lot's wife looks back onto Sodom and Gamorah thus turning her to a pillar of salt.

Jim: Well I can safely say I believe in God and Evoloution at the same time.
John: Well what of creationism? Must the Bible be literal?!
Jim: I believe in that too, just as long as taken with a Grain of Lot's Wife.
John: Nya-ha! I c wat u did der!

a grain of lot's wife by thecoolcanadian November 27, 2010

Lol "Lot's of Losses" 

Stands for "Lot's of losses". It is the ultimate "L". Used when you can't come back from a situation.

Examples include: bringing warm beer to a tailgate, acting like a clown in public, messing up big time, or , the ultimate version of being roasted and toasted in a situation.

- I forgot to bring my wallet and my date had to pay for our meal.
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot's of losses"

-I forgot we had our final exam today
- Go ahead and take a Lol "Lot of losses"

Lol "Lot's of Losses" by dollahbillphil September 30, 2019

Salem's Lot moment

Feeling of elation when you realise you and one other person have resisted a virulent cultural meme that has infected the rest of the local population.

Etymology: the 1979 television adaptation of Salem’s Lot concludes with two characters, Ben Mears and Mark Petrie, hiding in a church from the other town inhabitants, all of whom have been transformed into vampires. Despite the danger of their predicament there’s a sense of elation that they have resisted the vampire infection.

Example of Salem's Lot moment: having met the one other person at a party who refuses to dance to commercial R'n'B, you both hide out in the garden. Should you fail to find another such person, you may find yourself overwhelmed by the infection, dancing along to Beyonce, now one of the damned.

Salem's Lot moment by rumeurs March 2, 2011

Hellsalem's lot 

Hellsalem's lot is an area comprised of the formerly known New York turned into a place where monsters live beside humans and is from the Manga and Anime Kekai Sensen or Blood Blockade Battlefront for you English people out there (fcking idiots)

i.e.: Woah! Thats fucking Hellsalem! Look mommy! Look!

Ooooorrrrrrrr

Yeah I just casually skipped my duty to protect Hellsalem's lot because my son told me to attend at the event of his school. - by fcking K. K.

Hellsalem's lot by Whopwhopwhopwhoooooopwhopwhopw March 13, 2022

That’s a lot! 

That’s a lot! — an expression that conveys the experience of being overwhelmed when confronted by an intense Person, Event, Timings, or Situation (P.E.T.S).

Another way of saying: “DA FUQ!!!!!?????”

1) Doctor to a family member:
Your mother has stage four lymphatic cancer and has only months to live. All we can do is make her comfortable.

Family member:
That’s a lot!

2) Son to his mother:
Mom, come and get me; I’m in jail for a felony and they won’t let me out unless I can post bail.

Mother:
That’s a lot!

3) Sister looking at the date her brother has brought home for Thanksgiving family dinner:

That’s a lot!

4)Friends and family reading this definition:

That’s a lot!

That’s a lot! by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 5, 2023

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE 

A famous sentence said by our god phil swift while stabbing a bucket.

bucket: PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Phil: *pulls out chainsaw*
bucket: AGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Phil: NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE by shooting2win July 6, 2018