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Lorena Bobbitt 

An abused woman who finally snapped. She was verbally, emotionally, and physically abused by her psycho ex-Marine husband; one night after he raped her, she got a carving knife and cut off half of his penis. She was found not guilty due to insanity; her husband spent the rest of his worthless life working mediocre jobs including: wannabe porn star, limo driver, and tow truck operator...oh, yeah and beating his other girlfriends/fiancees.
1) Lorena Bobbitt brought the problem of marital rape to national attention.

2) If you guys abuse your girls, they may pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.
Lorena Bobbitt by Bastard Deserved It December 14, 2010
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Lorena Bobbitt 

1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.
Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.
Lorena Bobbitt by Nick D April 5, 2003

Lorena Bobbitt 

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."
Lorena Bobbitt by Matt June 18, 2006

Lorena Bobbitt 

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.
Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.
Lorena Bobbitt by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

Lorena Bobbitt 

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.
Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment
Lorena Bobbitt by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2015

The Lorena Bobbitt 

(n) A sex move performed on appalling men. When the guy tries to do something to you and you feel threatened, you grab the nearest sharpest object and spin it around, like a numb chuck into his dick.
The Lorena Bobbitt: That one dude tried to give me surprise anal, so I Lorena Bobbitted him.

The Lorena Bobbit 

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)
His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital
The Lorena Bobbit by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019
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