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Loobrary 

When visiting the bathroom in another person's house, and discovering a large amount of fine reading materials. This treasure trove can extend a bathroom visit longer than is helpful; i.e. missing the start of a meal or the opening twenty minutes of a movie.
Dude1: Dude where have you been? I'm not explaining what you missed in Inception; this film is complicated enough anyway.

Dude2: Sorry man, you've kinda got a Loobrary up there, I was catching up with Where's Wally.

Dude1: True...
Related Words

liebrary 

A facade of a library containing pointless, useless books that are entirely irrelevant to educational purposes, yet still managing to claim the title library.
Sarah: Hey, I have a paper to write, where's the nearest library?
Mandy: You'll have to go to the University, the one down the street is a liebrary.
liebrary by Coolerthanyou. May 5, 2009

Lifebrary 

1. (n) The state in which one's life seems to be spent in the library. This can be caused by an excess of research papers, exams, procrastination, or more commonly, a combination of all three. This phenomenon is found most commonly in college students.

2. (n) A library in which a person spends a large portion of their life for an extended period of time.
1. Where has Jen been all week? Oh right... that 25 pager has given her a sad case of lifebrary
2. This stupid lifebrary is consuming my soul
Lifebrary by emgeemann November 9, 2010

LorenRay 

The REAL slim lady.
LorenRay IS the REAL slim lady.
LorenRay by Little ms sunshine March 25, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026