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Lordshipland 

This region harbors many plants and animals that are very unique.
These animals include monkeys, vebras, kolomoles, and rabid rabits.
The region is approximatly 2,941,300 sq miles, and has the great Mt.Kosciusko which stands a mighty 7,310 Feet.
The regional capital of Adelaide is located on the southwestern coast and has a population of 1,064,925 people.
All religion is tolerated yet the main religion which is Hazanian.
Our Regional Minister is John Howard and the head of Industrial Sewage is Peter J. Hollingsworth.
Our Libertarian Extremist group is led General Kenny Kock.
The socalist leaders include great people like kenin, htalin, and Suhrushcheck. Our regional and most famous person is Wolfgang Schussel. He slayed the german invaders back in 1984, and won the independance of the Breakaway Axis. Our chief justice officer is Nick Kang, who is always after the elusive mobster Tommy Vercetti.
Our GRP (Gross Regional Product) is around 445.8 Billion shoes.
Our imports are 77 billion shoes and our importers are 25% from the Pacific, 24% from the United Republic of the east lands and 22% from the US. Our Exports are around 70 billion shoes and 91% of that is to the Japanese in China.
There are about 400 airports and 27 ports for ships.
We have a regional average of 17.8 births per 1000 people.
Our infant mortality is 4.6 per 1000 people and our region death rate is 11 per 1000 people.
Our literacy rate is 100%.
I am traveling to Lordshipland for a brief holiday.

I once had a nice lordshiplander working in the kitchens

Far from the stove sat an apple unaware of the three strange boys looking upon it's glorish status. As it basked in the noon sun light a cat prounced up to the table and retreived these golden delight. The three boys were sad that the apple had been ed.
Lordshipland by Jon Schwartz April 6, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026