Loosey Goose
A person, most likely a woman that does something rather whore-ish. If often, she may be described as a Loosey Goose.
Loosey Goose by MonkeyMan4444 May 26, 2011
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jamaican loosey goose
dude, i was at a ski resort this weekend, and my girlfriend wanted me to jamaican loosey goose with her!
jamaican loosey goose by moore b-cut March 8, 2011
loosey goosey
Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.
Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.
loosey goosey by GarthF December 28, 2005
Loosey Goosey Solution
When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.
My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution
Loosey Goosey Solution by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012
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Loose goose by I bang drums n mums September 24, 2019
Loosey Goosey
After I had sex with Taylor Green, I realized she was a loosey goosey bitch, because i couldn't feel a thing.
Loosey Goosey by kitty139 May 15, 2009
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