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Loose Juice 

Is a large man who after consuming massive amounts of alcohol, goes into an uncontrollable, unstoppable rage after failing to bring home a girl from the bar. The loose juice tends to break anything in site in order to satisfy his caveman like needs to release his juice.
Alex came home from the bar extremely intoxicated and acted like a loose juice, smashing bottles in the street and punching holes in the wall while his friends watched unable to stop him.

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.
"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

shake the juice loose 

After the encounter with his crush, he had to shake the juice loose.

loose in the juice

When you cum in your sheets and sleep in them afterwards.

Guy 1: What did you do last night bro?
Guy 2: My girlfriend didnt come over so I got loose in the juice
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! I love doing that!

let loose the man juice 

a saying for when you either jack off and cum or is about to jack off and cum.
When I was walking home from school and I didnt jerk off for like seven days I thought to myself, I cant wait to "let loose the man juice" when I get home.

loose in the juice

What happens when you cum in your sheets and sleep in them afterwards.

Usually done by kids who dont know better.
Two idiots:

Guy 1: Yo duude, what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I got loose in the juice

Guy 1: Sick bro, I love doing that. Hell, ill go do it right now.
loose in the juice by Zoobsta May 17, 2018
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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