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Lonna is pretty fun, amazing, hot, and can get any guy she wants to. She lowkey high key thicc. she got them big titties. she plays sports and will always be in shape. she has blonde hair and light eyes. she’s a badass
by wedontlikefakeassfriends January 15, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Hillarous chick that lives down in Florida, intimidating and rumored to have killed someone with a peice of paper....
Watch out now... That's a whole Lonna

I just wanna be a Lonna
by Lil Happy August 06, 2019
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Small petite woman who could be overweight at some point in her life but has the drive to be her small self again. Is often seen cuddling and talking in high pitched voices to multiple small animals that could possibly be pomeranians. Most of the time she has brown hair and light eyes. Very strong, independent and fun to laugh with. She is usually an intelligent person with success in her career. She cares about others but cant get the motivation to clean the kitchen. Thats where her child steps in. She consumes large amounts of nuts and beer. She is cool and many people find her charming and attractive. She cracks the right jokes at the right time and knows it, although sometimes she finds herself laughing alone.
Dude, I feel like im morphing into a Lonna....SWEET!
by LADIESSHMADIES November 21, 2009
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A girl that is ugly asf. She thinks she can steal your mans. She has blond hair and, glasses most of the time. This slut should get her head outta her ass!
omg Lonna just told katie that she was gonna take her mans!! Hahah everyone knows thats a lieee!!!
by ireallydontfreakinknow June 09, 2019
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