Person of unusual character and wisdom who plays life itself for maximum experience, achievement, health or renown but mostly because we die. Longamers are typically outsiders not matching mainstream social behaviour patterns or interests as their outlook and action bias puts them at odds with immediate gratification/entertainment-based culture.

I tried talking my usual shit but she's a longamer.

longamer by Sunny Winters July 21, 2018

Get the longamer mug.

Longaverbaphobia

The irrational fear of long words;
To be used as an alternative to “Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia”.

A: Why does he hate german so much?
B: He hates the long words in it, as he suffers from longaverbaphobia.

Longaverbaphobia by Amedeo463 July 13, 2024

Get the Longaverbaphobia mug.

Longaverbaphobia

The fear of long words;
Alternative word for Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

A: Why does he hate german so much?
B:He has longaverbaphobia, and thus hates german because it contains a lot of long words.

Longaverbaphobia by Amedeo463 July 13, 2024

Get the Longaverbaphobia mug.

longauer

a person that is usually a bigger type of person, has higher pitched voice and has interest in scrolling short-form videos. he gets easily flabbergasted and loves usage of brainrot words.

He is almost like longauer
Stop being like longauer

longauer by kokotin44 March 19, 2025

Get the longauer mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Get the Northstarring mug.

Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Get the Plate of Brown mug.

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Get the Larpenomics mug.