Longshit

when you take a long shit

i just took a longshit

by orville2789 September 5, 2021

Longship2

A cringe kid who plays cringe games

Aidan: "That is so sus"
Longship2: "Eww Cringe"

by CrypticGrim July 20, 2021

longshot

When a contestant of a competition has no probability of winning, but wins anyhow, it is a longshot.

When you try to guess a result of something, but in fact you don't know at all what will be the outcome of it, that is a longshot, it is a wild guess.

I guessed the 3 last Superbowl winners, all longshots.

by Lilian8 October 2, 2006

Longshot

When your trying to name a replay on old fifa games of a halfway Line goal with wayne rooney and you try to name it Longshot but you accidentally write longsh*t

That was a mad Longshot from Wayne Rooney

by Long sloppy shot July 23, 2020

Longshot

When a man climaxes and fires his load several feet, typically on a woman's breast, face, eye, etc.

I can't believe he longshot me last night, my eye is still red.

by Grimm1313 November 3, 2012

longshotting

(verb)

1: Someone succeeding, despite all probable odds. Showing an impressive display of skill. Synonymous with "balling." (References the 1985 Marvel Comics character, Longshot, who briefly joined The Uncanny X-men)

Samuel was longshotting last night when he beat an entire team of prestige players all by himself in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.

Junot Diaz was longshotting in 2008 when he won the Pulitzer Prize in Fiction.

by greyghost1779 July 26, 2011

Longshot Party

When the ratio of males to females, or females to males at a party or event turns to an uncomfortably high number. More so referring to the male to female ratio.

Mike: Hey, Seth and Keith are here... and they brought all their friend friends...
Randy: Did they bring any women with them?
Mike: Nope they just turned this into a a longshot party.
Randy: I'm not planning on getting any from this party

by BDDFCIN November 7, 2010