Longmurst 

long-murst

(noun)
An intense emotional and physical craving—a mix of longing and thirst for something deeply desired.

“She had a longmurst for adventure that wouldn’t quit.”

Longmurst by Sakurakage August 22, 2025

Thomas Longhurst 

A clueless hippie who doesn't smoke weed but acts high

Dude 1: God that was like talking to a brick wall
Dude 2: Thats Thomas Longhurst for you

Thomas Longhurst by GoulburnHippie November 25, 2021

Owen longhurst 

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

Owen longhurst by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024

The Longmeister 

An Arabic snake.

Hey man you got any of those Arabic snakes left? You know my man, the Longmeisters

The Longmeister by howardgreen1972 March 19, 2020