A British actor, who appeared in theatre shows of the London fringe as a child before moving onto film work. Is most notable for his lead role as Matt in the horror film 'Sparrow' released in 2010.

Thomas James Longley was once considered for a role in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Thomas James Longley by urbanhappy July 30, 2010

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long key

a term interchangable with d.l. or low key, used when u dont want someone telling others what your telling them.

"Bro I just fucked that Mexican chick."

"Thats awesome. Wait til everyone hears about it"

"No man, keep it on the long key"

"aight I would tell no one"

long key by MasterP12434 January 28, 2009

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Longken

a racist

Longken is a racist

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longley

A longley is a creature usually located around the area of Ashford, no one is quite sure what it is or where it came from, when one is spotted it is often mistooken for a gypsy which it bears resemblence to and some say spawned from. We know little about these creatures but we what do know is that they can be dangerous if approached.

Chav 1: Shit blad! i think i just seen a Pikey in dem bushes
Chav 2: Lets go beat him up and chor his gold!
Chav 1: innit!
Chav 3: Wait that aint no fuckin gypo thats a Longley!
Chav 1+2: Lets get out of here!

longley by Toby Fincham August 10, 2006

Tom Longley

Gay

Look at that kid, Oh he is so Tom Longley

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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