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daddy longlegs 

a goddamn spider with long spindly ones that i HATE!!! motherfucker. daddy longlegs may be somewhere and you didn't know it 'cos that bitchass is nigh on invisble, cunt spider wankstain daddy longlegs i hate you!!!!!!!
marcus didn't know that unbeknownst to his a daddy longlegs was approaching, goddamn!
daddy longlegs by tht! tne May 22, 2005

daddy longlegs 

called daddy bc of that one hookup they had 20 yrs ago. gross ass spider.
why is daddy longlegs first name daddy??????

daddy longlegs 

Despite popular belief, a daddy longlegs is a spider with a small body and long, spindly legs. What most people think of as a daddy longlegs is actualy called a crane fly. Spiders like daddy longlegs are most common in summer, especialy during hot summers when there are a lot of insects about.
Don't kill a daddy longlegs, or any other kind of spider. They eat household pests.
daddy longlegs by Stormsworder April 22, 2007

Chan Daddy longlegs 

A teacher who knows nothing but acts like she knows anything. Usually overweight and talks a lot about her love life

Jenny Longlegs

Small, spider-like insect with disproportionately long legs and small wings.

Not to be confused with a Daddy Longlegs, which is a wingless lookalike from the spider family.
Ahhh! Check out the size of that Jenny Longlegs!
Jenny Longlegs by haileys July 7, 2006

Mami Longlegs 

A popular youtuber who makes iconic roblox videos~
Mami Longlegs Is Such a good youtuber!
Mami Longlegs by Mami Longlegs April 12, 2021