lohands 

The skeletal, older-woman hands that appear on young girls, such as Lindsay Lohan, when they abuse drugs, don't get enough sleep, and toy with eating disorders. The end result is that the metacarpals of the girl's hands are more obvious than they should be. May be combined with nicotine-staining and/or freckles.

"That chick was kind of hot, but did you check out her lohands? I wouldn't let her anywhere near my junk."

lohands by Sean_of_the_Living April 23, 2010

go Lohando 

The artful display of the bared nipples or cooter, typically while entering or exiting a limousine, possibly while accompanied by other tween queens or noted amateur pornographers, in the hopes that such displays of surgery-mangled teats or Cletus-ravage pissflaps will attract the fickle lens of an itinerant paparazzo, with the ultimate goal of garnering column inches in Entertainment Weekly. Historically, actresses and singers of dubious talent have had the dignity and self-respect to limit such displays to the centerfolds of men's magazines--where the graces of airbrushing and a little vaseline on the lens masks all manner of caesarean scars, razorburns, and waxrashes. If this trend continues, it is only a matter of a short span of time and a large pile of blow before the phrase "to go Lohando," in addition to the traditonal nip and quim slips, will also come to include deliberate public displays of one's horribly distended anal pucker and the televised insertion of specula into every unplumbed orifice. But hey, it still beats watching <I>Freaky Friday.</I>

Carlo: I think I might go Lohando, but I'm worried that these Daisy Dukes might interfere with my dangle.

Gustav: Is that really appropriate for a job interview?

go Lohando by Harris Bergstein December 24, 2006

Lohans 

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

Lohans by DoctoRUMS October 10, 2005

Lindsay Lohandles 

A name given to a female who wears pants too tight for her figure, which produces large and unsightly love handles. This would only apply to a slightly chunky girl, who would otherwise be very attractive if she wore pants that fit her properly.

In reference to the "Pre- Mean Girls" figure that Lindsay Lohan had. A little chunky, but very sexy.

Guy 1- Dude check out Lindsay Lohandles over there.. yuck.
Guy 2 - Yeah those love handles are fugly.
Guy 1 - She would be so hot if she wore pants that actually fit!

Lindsay Lohandles by combo breaker July 27, 2009

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

lindsay lohans by AJAW December 31, 2004

Lohans 

a) Breasts that are enhanced by implants.

b) Breasts that appear to be enhanced by implants.

Popularized in the mid 2000s, when American actress Lindsay Lohan was rumored to have undergone breast augmentation surgery when her bust line suddenly became bigger.

Antonym: Duffs

Check out the Lohans on that chick! Wasn't she an A cup like a week ago?

Lohans by RealFakeBoob March 2, 2010

lindsay lohans suitcase 

A special term to order drugs in secret in establishments,
meaning 3 cans of coke and a bag of weed.

Bartender: What can I get you?
Me: Lindsay Lohans Suitcase
Bartender: Why Ofcourse

lindsay lohans suitcase by twittermonster April 11, 2014