long dong

a huge penis........


usually black

i have a long dong

by Justin and Marcus April 29, 2003

Long Dong

A.K.A The only Max Ladon Buff

Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.

by CC crew...holla at us December 17, 2004

long dong

Brown long bed truck, Usually a GMC or a Chevy Work truck.

Look, brit drives a long dong.

by Nick M. October 12, 2005

Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.

Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.

by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009

Long Dong Silver

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.

So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

Long Dong Silver

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.

"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."

by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005

Long Dong Silver

a black porno star from the early 80's

long dong silver is the star of this porno

by robert cashion October 8, 2003