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Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!
Lonely Island by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lonely island

a noun describing the condition of having jizz in your pants, referencing the famous sketch that became a youtube sensation
Guy: Hey dude why are you walking so strangely?

other Guy: Man I can't go any faster. When that girl walked by I got a lonely island.
lonely island by quackenmire February 25, 2009

Lonely Island Hypothesis 

It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the
Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point

The lonely Island 

A trio of probably the coolest white guys of the decade, possibly the Century. It is compised of Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samburg. They are known for hits such as: I just had sex, Jack Sparrow, Jizz in my pants, and more.
Guy #1:Hey. What do you think of "The Lonely Island"

GuY #2: I wanna be all three of them at once. Thats how good they are
The lonely Island by Lady Gagas Clit September 22, 2011

The Lonely Island 

An American parody act consisting of Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone that feature heavily on Saturday Night Live.

They write and perform their own brand of awesomeness with hits such as Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Dick in a Box, Boombox and most recently I Just Had Sex.

Celebs such as T- Pain, Justin Timberlake, Rihanna, Jessica Alba and Akon are associated with the trio.

They are epic!!!!!!!
The Lonely Island - brilliance
The Lonely Island by Nyaherp January 5, 2011

The Lonely Island 

A comedy trio that is hilarious. Best known for the youtube sensation "Jizz In My Pants" that was also featured on SNL. Other works of genius by them include: "On A Boat (featuring T-Pain)," "Ka-Blamo!," "Bing Bong Brothers (parody of 'The Whisper Song' by The Ying Yang Twins)," "We Like Sportz," "Just 2 Guyz," "Stork Patrol," and others. All 3 of them (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer) perform on/write for Saturday Night Live (SNL.)
Have and album out called "Incredibad."
The Lonely Island are involved in Saturday Night Live sensations such as "Dick In A Box" and "Lazy Sunday"

They are also incredibly fit. Girls think they are hot. 'Cause they are.
Person #1: Hey, who are those hunks from that movie, "Hot Rod"?

Person #2: That would be The Lonely Island. Duh.
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