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Lomboner 

Noun. Someone who is both stupid and fat. Typically someone who is from the south.
Does that guy actually contribute anything to society? He's such a lomboner.
Lomboner by Dem283 March 18, 2017

limboner 

The state in which one's penis is not fully flaccid but it is not fully erect either and is stuck in between the two states

Also commonly spelled "limbo-ner"
That girl is fine as hell but she has a manlier voice than me.. Dude, my penis is all confused and I have a limboner now.
limboner by jsquaredp June 27, 2011

Lobonerize 

To “skull fuck” so hard she’s got brain damage, like a lobotomy
… hey bro I totally lobonerized Kelly yesterday, she’s not making any sense today, I think she’s lost her mind
Lobonerize by bums1234 February 14, 2022

Lamboner 

An erection from watching NFL kicker Josh Lambo kick successful field goals. Erection will last longer than 48 hours, but that's completely normal.
Man, I've had a Lamboner the past 2 days after watching Josh Lambo kick field goals and do his arm thing as a celebration. I have no regrets.
Lamboner by Xxspik December 3, 2018

lambonesia 

The process in which one forgets the little people after acquiring a Lamborghini.
Ever since he got his new Lamborghini, he's developed lambonesia and doesn't respond to messages.
lambonesia by BefallenWisdom September 24, 2020

lamboner 

like a curry but a kebab
can i have a lamboner please
lamboner by fez December 12, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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