lolzheimer's
lolzheimer's by MoochieThePenguin January 4, 2009
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Lolzheimer's
a mental condition similar to dementia that occurs when you are really high. Symptoms include occasional memory lapses, confusion, emotional instability, and forgetting where you are or what you were doing.
Man 1: What are you doing with that cheeseburger in your pocket?
Man 2: Shit, I don't know... Damn! I've got Lolzheimer's again.
Man 2: Shit, I don't know... Damn! I've got Lolzheimer's again.
Lolzheimer's by a-gaz January 20, 2010
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lolzheimers
Something that made people laugh, but you (or them) just cant remember. Also, a twisted play on the word alzheimers
Person1: Hey, what was that joke you made about old people? It made me lol
Person2: I forgot lol.
Person1: LOLzheimers!
Person2: I forgot lol.
Person1: LOLzheimers!
lolzheimers by OMGWTFBBQROFLCOPTERLMAOPLANE March 4, 2009
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