lolzheimer's 

Noun - When you laugh, but then forget what was so funny in the first place.

I laughed so hard at Happy's joke that I forgot why I was laughing; I must have lolzheimer's.

lolzheimer's by MoochieThePenguin January 4, 2009

Lolzheimer's 

a mental condition similar to dementia that occurs when you are really high. Symptoms include occasional memory lapses, confusion, emotional instability, and forgetting where you are or what you were doing.

Man 1: What are you doing with that cheeseburger in your pocket?
Man 2: Shit, I don't know... Damn! I've got Lolzheimer's again.

Lolzheimer's by a-gaz January 20, 2010

lolzheimers 

Something that made people laugh, but you (or them) just cant remember. Also, a twisted play on the word alzheimers

Person1: Hey, what was that joke you made about old people? It made me lol

Person2: I forgot lol.

Person1: LOLzheimers!

lolzheimers by OMGWTFBBQROFLCOPTERLMAOPLANE March 4, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004