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paki'lolo 

the hawaiian word for really strong weed. it is a compound of lolo, meaning crazy, and paki, coming from the word paka'ono (which means weed).
Pronounced "pah-kee-low-low". See lolo, and paka'ono
shoots, brah! dees ees really foking good sheet u got! dees u got stay paki'lolo righ heah brah!!!
paki'lolo by who the fuck knows? February 10, 2006
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LOLopwnt 

A LOLopwnt is when you force someone against their lies so that they make an "escape plan." Escape plan meaning they come up with some other lie to make all their other lies have a meaning.
Person1: oh hey, I made an OS.
Person2: COOL!!! Link??? :D:D.
Person1: I don't have a link for it :(.
Person2: UPLOAD!?!?! :D.
Person1: Oh, you won't believe what I've just done!
Person2: Uploaded it????
Person1: NOPE! I dunno what I did but now its not working?

Person2: You never made an OS did you??
Person1: Nope :/
That is a LOLopwnt
LOLopwnt by DemmLive February 20, 2010
A Lol of major proportions. Almost to the level of Lolocaust, but people are only trampled by lols.
Person 1: 'Somewhere.. somewhere in the spirit of... Ahhhhh Lolophant.. =/'

All people in room scream and run in circles as the lolophant tramples and stamples all within.
Lolophant by CTaras April 15, 2011

Lolophobe 

A 'Lolophobe' is a person who dislikes/refuses to use the abbreviation 'lol'.
Example 1:

Person 1: I think that guy is a Lolophobe!

Person 2: Really..? Why?

Person 1: He never uses the word lol.

Example 2:

Person 1: I hate it when people use the abbreviation 'lol'. Does that make me a Lolophobe?

Person 2: Yeah.
Lolophobe by Gerartie March 26, 2009

Lolophobia 

Fear of loling, thinking about loling, or being around people who are loling (lulzers), it is very contagious
Kevin:Dude did u see what he just did!!!! LOL!!!

Shevin: AHHHH I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

Shay: Man, he has massive lolophobia, i hope its not contagious
Lolophobia by LOLMANIA October 16, 2008

lolophobic 

A tremendous fear to laugh, no matter how funny the thing is
-Yesterday i was hanging out with Chris and Peter, Chris told a funny joke and we both laughed so hard.
- heheh.
- yea but Peter started to scream jumped out through the window, its a good thing that i live in a first floor.
- Aw, you shouldnt laugh near Peter, he's lolophobic
lolophobic by Ormin December 25, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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