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Lol Que is the half Spanish half English version of Lol Wut.

'Que' means 'what' in English.

Many people pronounce Que like the letter Q. But honestly, these people are complete retards as it is pronounced keh.
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Lol Que?
Lol Que by AnonRMe October 4, 2008

emo queen lol xd 

Total reject that looks like she got ran over and through by a semi truck or two. Nothing can help this sad reject even Satan can't stand her. She looks like a toad and makes babies cry. Ouch.
The kids at the daycare all began to cry as soon as the 'emo queen lol xd' came in the room.

Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?

emo queen lol xd 

Total reject that looks like she got ran over and through by a semi truck or two. Nothing can help this sad reject even Satan can't stand her. She looks like a toad and makes babies cry. Ouch.
The kids at the daycare all began to cry as soon as the 'emo queen lol xd' came in the room.

Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?
(Ambiguous of the internet phrase, "lolwut", or, "lol wut")

A term used, often after the presence of "lolwut", to express complete indifference to what the original poster's topic is about, and just to say something. Usually used when someone makes a srs biz topic and you want to imply that nobody cares and the poster needs to take a chill pill.

("lol" refers to the internet acronym for "Laughing out loud" or the like, whereas "que" is the word for "what" in Spanish. The question marks may or may not be used, as most people won't look up how to make the upside-down one anyway.)
noob137: "OMG u r teh srs l053r n00b GTFO and st0p pl4y1ng r00nsk34p plz thX.............."
internet user: INTERNET: Serious business.
internet user 2: "lolwut?"
you: "lolque"
lolque by Ry0wn January 8, 2008
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