Loiny

Possessing mass quanities of loin

Those jeans Bertha is wearing really accentuate her fupa. They make her look extra loiny.

by 4GDhorsemen April 17, 2011

light of my life, fire of my loins

To describe the love of your life, or even more than that. Your world would turn into complete darkness or turn upside down without her.

It is in the opening sentence of Lolita the novel by Vladmir Nabokov / Lolita the movie, in which the narrator was obsessed with his stepdaughter which he named Lolita.

It is adopted by Lana Del Rey as lyrics in her song "Off to the races".

She is the light of my life, fire of my loins, I'm dead when she leaves me.

by JeanG December 14, 2012

loony bin

An insane asylum or the psychiatric ward of a hospital for the mentally ill. Often used as an offensive term.

"They made me go to the loony bin for seeing visions of God! Can you believe them?!?" said the guy to another guy.

by sniff'n'free August 26, 2013

Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.

Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.

by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009

stuffed pork loin

When a man is having sex with a very large women, pulls out, and ejaculates in a fat fold.

Erica enjoyed getting a stuffed pork loin from her boyfriend.

by Notoriusjoe November 16, 2006

Fur Loin

a woman who has a well trimmed pussy, and lucious, moist, vaginal lips to accent her grooming. Very inviting and attractive

This girl had the most amazing fur loin I have ever seen! I could have lived down there for a year!

by TeamJimmy October 31, 2009

loin trophy

A child, children or kids.

"Would you please shut that damn kid up?!?
Your loin trophy isn't as cute as you think he is."

by John Salat May 9, 2008