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loinworm 

Superior internet cool guy from the somethingawful.com forums who flirts with late night drunks and meth addicts, moderators, and other sluts and dudes because they represent the internet elite, at least to themselves. Makes a point of starting gossip about others, circle-jerking, and trolling. His real hangup is that he dated some fat chick once, and he can't forget how badly she e-dumped him. This burn, which happened at least two years ago, prompts his constant anger toward others who like her or knew her. He still degrades her old friends, husband, etc. He thinks that he is outstandingly funny but in short is just another internet nerd who has nothing better to do in in his life but post on some internet forums and pretend he's better than all the rest.
Hi, I am loinworm? I am the best thing that ever happened to the internet. If you don't agree, I'll hate you too!
loinworm by Mark Fpster February 20, 2005
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Loinworm 

Poncy little pretty-boy who thinks that his virginity makes him superior to all other life forms.
Brandon, quit acting like a loinworm or no one will want to be your friend!
Loinworm by Herbert Hufflepointer January 22, 2004
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Loinworm 

Parasitic loin-dwelling organism prone to enjoying Sunday evening television programming. May cause excessive chaffing and itchiness in laboratory mice.
Holy fucking shit Ricky, get a hammer I think I've got the loinworms!
Loinworm by Dr. Popular March 16, 2003

Loinworm 

loinworm is nice!
Loinworm by :tbear: March 16, 2003
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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