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lodestone 

The act of expelling a kidney stone while ejaculating on to the face of another… where in the stone fires out of one’s penis like a musket ball.
The otter lodestoned a kid watching him at the zoo.
lodestone by Fire Wyvren February 23, 2011

Lodestone 

a very cool hosting provider with cheap prices
I just bought a server from Lodestone 😩😩
Lodestone by omDM February 23, 2025

lodestone lindworm

A Gay Greasy Midget from Florida likes when grass tickles there balls. As well as calling people cheaters on the popular game CS:GO and things like "you stupid fuckers i am not gay" on a regular biases also known for lying
lodestone lindworm by madrobo March 8, 2021

lecture lodestone 

NOUN
The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone

During that one, magical hour you:

a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!

b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.

c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!

After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:

Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"

You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"
"Hey aren't you half an hour early for this lecture? And don't you usually go to the morning lecture so that you don't have to endure an awkward 5 hour break?"

"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"

"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"
lecture lodestone by RoboBear September 20, 2011

lovestoned 

A state of mind where you can only think about one person -the ultimate state of love. Your mind is just shut down, and all you can think about is him/her.

Lovestoned is a song by Justin Timberlake, off his album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds'
"She's all I think about everyday!" - Daniel
"Dude, your lovestoned.' - Joey

She's got me lovestoned,
I think that she knows
- Justin Timberlake
lovestoned by Lovestoned September 23, 2006

lovestoned 

when you can only think about one person.

and it's a fantastick song from justin timberlake.
boy 1: i think about her all the time.
boy 2: dude, you're lovestoned.
lovestoned by hhhe November 30, 2010
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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