loadstone

A magical stone of unknown origin.
possibly glowing and saturated in magical powers

stoned retard 1: guess whats in my hands...
stoned retard 2: omg! what! what is it? is it scary?
stoned retard 1: no...its a loadstone
stoned retard 2: omfg! aaah!

by rubi February 11, 2006

loadstone

A kidney stone that gets trapped in the ureathra, but is pushed out by a fat load of cum.

Bertha: You still having trouble peeing?
Gordon: Nah, I shot out a loadstone last night so we're all good now.

by chigg bungus October 9, 2021

vaginal loadstone

A vaginal loadstone, loadstone deriving from the purest form of magnet, is something / someone attractive to women generaly taking on the meaning of fanny magnet.

That car is one hell of a vaginal loadstone!

by gingery January 1, 2008

loadsamoney

1. When one can never have too much dosh

If you disagree you need to SHUT YOUR MOUF.

2. The Anthem of Killing Floor.

Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh Debo debo debo debo dosh dosh dosh Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh (Loadsamoney) Debo debo debo debo dosh dosh dosh Loadsamoney Sing a song of six pence a pocket full of dosh (Loadsamoney) (Hahahaha) Loadsamoney!

by Harold Lott July 20, 2012

lovestoned

A state of mind where you can only think about one person -the ultimate state of love. Your mind is just shut down, and all you can think about is him/her.

Lovestoned is a song by Justin Timberlake, off his album 'FutureSex/LoveSounds'

"She's all I think about everyday!" - Daniel
"Dude, your lovestoned.' - Joey

She's got me lovestoned,
I think that she knows
- Justin Timberlake

by Lovestoned September 23, 2006

lovestoned

when you can only think about one person.

and it's a fantastick song from justin timberlake.

boy 1: i think about her all the time.
boy 2: dude, you're lovestoned.

by hhhe November 30, 2010

Lanstoned

To become so intoxicated that you are extremely annoying. Someone who is Lanstoned greets their friends every five minutes, spills beer on them, and constantly asks them for cigarettes. Someone who is Lanstoned also may hit on their friend's girlfriend or boyfriend, spill bongwater on the record player, or urinate on the couch whilst someone is sitting on it.

Joe: "Yo, Sawyer, whassup!"

Sawyer: (sarcastically) "Hey Joe!"
Joe: "Say, Sawyer, do you by chance have a cigarette?"
Sawyer: "Dude, you just smoked my last one."
Joe: "Oh yeah." (stumbles, and spills beer on Sawyer)
Sawyer: "DAMNIT"
Joe: "Shit man, sorry."
Sawyer: "It's fine"
Joe: "Say, do you have a smoke I can bum?"
Sawyer: (glares)
Joe: "Shit, I'm sorry, I'm Lanstoned right now"
Sawyer: (walks away)

by Air Lanstoned March 18, 2013