Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

Lockleared by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

Lockleared

When you have a situation under control but then your frantic co-worker shows up and everything goes to hell.

Mike: "Did you hear what happened to Billy yesterday"?

John: "No! What happened"?

Mike: "Billy was out with a client and everything was going well but then Tommy showed up and lockleared the whole deal"!

Lockleared by Sensibility1 April 22, 2021

landoflakes locklear 

the biggest dushawn mandic you ever met. loves to rub feces on his breast and howl like a wild monkey in heat on a sunday morning. an anger pacifist.

"Dude, he is such a landoflakes locklear, he suck c0K on da lo!"

landoflakes locklear by doooooooodooooooooomomma March 24, 2010

Hurt Lockered 

1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.

2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.

3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.

4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.

I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!

I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.

I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.

Hurt Lockered by richardslinger September 10, 2010

Heather Locklear

Noun: a bleach-blond actress in her late forties. she's not a very convincing, or even good actress.
Verb: to suddenly break up with someone, and spread it around before they know you've dumped them.

Did you see that movie with Heather Locklear in it? I avoided that thing like the Plague.

Maria: hey, anna, i'm dumping jason.
anna: wow. that's sudden.
(a few days pass and everyone knows about the break-up)
jason: dude, did she pull a Heather Locklear on me?

Heather Locklear by JoviJava February 19, 2006

locklear 

A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)

Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!

locklear by Anonymous March 23, 2003

Lockered 

(Past Participle)
1: To be hazed. Generally, by upperclassmen. Derivative of being shoved in a school locker.

2: To be completely shut out in sports or an online game. To score no points and contribute absolutely nothing to one's team.

3: Skunked.

4: Totally humiliated.

”Oh smoke! I got Lockered! Sorry about that last game gentlemen. I’m ashamed of myself.”

Lockered by alpine_w October 2, 2024