Lochog

The sex position that makes any girl orgasm, I'm not talking in seconds.... I'm talking about a hour long intense and sensual build-up. The shit from all those romantic books rolled into one instance. Its something legends could be written about.

Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......

It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.

Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.

Me- "I have experienced this only once...... and i can never forget the moment.... my life is never as good as it should be now.... my expectation of existence is so high. I am currently looking for the man who did this to me....... to marry him. All i know is after the deed he said Lochog in my ear and that was it. The next morning after a perfect 8 hours of deep sleep.... yes brought on by the Lochog he was gone."

Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"

Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"

by HelpMeFindLochog October 28, 2021

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Lochodactyl

A Lochodactyl is Loch Ness Monster/Pterodactyl/Seduction Fireball hybrid. It is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. The Lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of Christianity. Lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between Christians and non-Christian because they are beat with Bibles as infants. After the baptism, the Lochodactyl emerges out of the water and eats and or breaths fire on any person who was baptized but is not actually a Christian.

Lochodactyls make baptisms much more interesting.

by Lochodactyl Breeder April 3, 2009

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locog

LOCOG means Low Cognition - having at best a very basic understanding of a problem or situation. Being stupid or retarded and failing to grasp the essence of anything.

Swear down bruv, u don't understand nuffin' you're locog

by londonbwoiinnitbruv June 12, 2011

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lochgilphead

lochgilphead is situated by loch gilp meaning "chisel shaped loch". lochgilphead is home to kilmory castle (the local goverments offices) dispite having shops and clubs lochgilphead still manages to remain the disreputed cum stain on the worlds sunday blouse.

person 1- so your from lochgilphead?
person 2-yeah, so what?
person 1-no luck

by donny macmillan June 30, 2008

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Lochoe

Lochoe is an amazing nick name that people call you when they think you are amazingly awesome.

"Hey, Lochoe, you're so awesome"

by FatPurry November 13, 2011

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Lochonela

A nice and kind female that loves making friends is Loyal and trys to make people happy with t-posing it works with her school friends! She loves fandoms and has AUS of Alot of fandoms makes videos for fun and not for fame!

Friend: You are funny and Lochonela is funny too with the poses she does!
Friend 2: ty and yes

by Jess is online June 1, 2021

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