Lochoe 

Lochoe is an amazing nick name that people call you when they think you are amazingly awesome.

"Hey, Lochoe, you're so awesome"

Lochoe by FatPurry November 13, 2011

Lochte 

The art of making a ridiculous story up to sound bad ass

Me: Bruh... That story doesn't even sound possible. Did you just go full Lochte? Never go full Lochte... Remember 2016 in Rio

Lochte by Juan_Flaco August 19, 2016

Locher 

lok-er (V): The act of continuous, unrelenting verbal pummeling passed down from superior to subordinate while in the presence of colleagues; often leaves a palpable unease within the proximate area and the subject to feel disoriented, mildly anxious and depleted of self-worth.

After handing in a presentation with a typo, Pedro received a harsh lochering from his manager.

Locher by GFY Brain July 27, 2013

ryan lochte 

What you call somebody when they are just "lying to kick it". Basically fabricating a story for no other reason but to sound "cool"

P1: Brian told me that last night he was in a high speed chase with the police...totally got away though!
P2: That fool was at my house last night, crying cause he broke up with his girlfriend
P1: What a Ryan Lochte!

ryan lochte by Mellow D August 18, 2016

ryan lochte 

one of the hottest u.s swimmers to ever live.

taylor: did you see michael phelps swim last night?
steph: no i was too busy watching ryan lochte on the sidelines.

ryan lochte by steph lons October 8, 2008

Ryan Lochte Fever

An inordinate obsession with Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte mainly due to his ridiculously hot body and face not necessarily his exceptional swimming ability. Symptoms include but are not limited to searching for him on twitter everyday, tweeting at him or about him frequently, making memes about him, looking up latest news stories about him, daydreaming about him, wanting to jump into your tv and tell him to "take you now", fantasizing about licking his abs, hating other girls or gay men that also think he's hot and so on.

Could also be simply referred to as "Lochte fever"

Delusional Lochte Fan: I have like 600 photos of my future husband Ryan Lochte on Instagram.

Confused non-Lochte Fan: Looks like you've got Ryan Lochte Fever.

Ryan Lochte Fever by RyanLochteLover91 August 23, 2012

Lochodactyl 

A Lochodactyl is Loch Ness Monster/Pterodactyl/Seduction Fireball hybrid. It is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. The Lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of Christianity. Lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between Christians and non-Christian because they are beat with Bibles as infants. After the baptism, the Lochodactyl emerges out of the water and eats and or breaths fire on any person who was baptized but is not actually a Christian.

Lochodactyls make baptisms much more interesting.

Lochodactyl by Lochodactyl Breeder April 3, 2009