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A superior male who is handsome and has a great personality. What makes a loch stand out from other males is he is not only physically attractive but his personality is as well. You can refer to these type of men as “lochdog” or “loch”.
Jennie: “Kenneth is SUCH a lochdog! Have you seen his sharp jawline and back muscles?”
Hanna: “His personality is what makes him a loch! The other day I saw him helping an elderly person with their groceries. He is so caring!”
Lochdog by Macy Brown December 17, 2021
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The sex position that makes any girl orgasm, I'm not talking in seconds.... I'm talking about a hour long intense and sensual build-up. The shit from all those romantic books rolled into one instance. Its something legends could be written about.

Context for the gamers, Gods cheat code for spontaneous love and devotion.
Context for the Civil engineer, Architects will change there jobs and there life choices to become a civil engineer to just experience the Lochog with a woman.
Context for any Traddie, a long days work in 40+ celsius heat can be quenched by this experience.
Context for the call centre operators: That one old lady who is loving and caring and takes her time and listens to everything and completes all Directions with ease.... cant even match this.
Context for artists, That one breakthrough that makes you famous weeps in comparison to the Lochog.
I could continue but the base of the point is set......

It makes any girl lose there mind, eyes roll back to there heads, forgetting everything and existing in the moment of the Lochog. Its a life altering experience for all parties involved. Men nay....... Dominating men chose to take a knee and preform this for there women. Known to turn any girl lesbian for you.... yes even if she is straight. This isnt one set move, but a flow of many in perfect unison with each other.

Warning!!! This is a gift from a greater power... and peoples life will never be the same after, yours included.
Me- "I have experienced this only once...... and i can never forget the moment.... my life is never as good as it should be now.... my expectation of existence is so high. I am currently looking for the man who did this to me....... to marry him. All i know is after the deed he said Lochog in my ear and that was it. The next morning after a perfect 8 hours of deep sleep.... yes brought on by the Lochog he was gone."

Me- "Lochog me please... i need it now!"

Random person- "i married him, obvs.. he Lochog me"
Lochog by HelpMeFindLochog October 28, 2021
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The king of kings, a culmination of our times.
Locdogg truly has united all mankind!
locdogg by locdogg April 23, 2003

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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