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Local Dick 

When a woman, one that frequently travels from one town to another, only communicates with a man in the town she is currently in. She may have established a calm standing relationship with you but whenever she leaves town, she is talking to another dude that is within her 30 mile radius. She may often disconnect from intimate conversation with you because it would seem pointless to do so when she is a long distance away from you. However, she will pick up where she left off when she returns to your locality.
Example 1: Chris: "Dude. I'm talking to this girl that used to live here, but now she went off to college and only hits me up when she's in town visiting her parents. We fucked and she left me hanging."

Ryan: "Bruh, she only wants local dick."

Example 2: Chris: "Hey Sam, what do you have planned for today? I was thinking we could hit the lake and then chill at my house."

Samantha, upon leaving town: N/A

3 months later...

Samantha: "Hey Chris, what's up? :)"

Chris: "Come back for some local dick? :|"
Local Dick by Instarded June 29, 2015
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loyal dick 

a guy that loves and doesn’t mess with nobody while givin’ u and only u his good ass dick and it being da best you eva had
My man got that loyal dick girl.
loyal dick by ljmf40 June 24, 2018

Dick loyal female 

A female that will do anything to show loyalty to a man. One who will betray her own friends in order to have a better reputation in the males eyes. A snake that will bite her own sister if a dick told her to.
That dick loyal female was my best friend until she lied to me for him.

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026