Local Dick
When a woman, one that frequently travels from one town to another, only communicates with a man in the town she is currently in. She may have established a calm standing relationship with you but whenever she leaves town, she is talking to another dude that is within her 30 mile radius. She may often disconnect from intimate conversation with you because it would seem pointless to do so when she is a long distance away from you. However, she will pick up where she left off when she returns to your locality.
Example 1: Chris: "Dude. I'm talking to this girl that used to live here, but now she went off to college and only hits me up when she's in town visiting her parents. We fucked and she left me hanging."
Ryan: "Bruh, she only wants local dick."
Example 2: Chris: "Hey Sam, what do you have planned for today? I was thinking we could hit the lake and then chill at my house."
Samantha, upon leaving town: N/A
3 months later...
Samantha: "Hey Chris, what's up? :)"
Chris: "Come back for some local dick? :|"
Ryan: "Bruh, she only wants local dick."
Example 2: Chris: "Hey Sam, what do you have planned for today? I was thinking we could hit the lake and then chill at my house."
Samantha, upon leaving town: N/A
3 months later...
Samantha: "Hey Chris, what's up? :)"
Chris: "Come back for some local dick? :|"
Local Dick by Instarded June 29, 2015
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