The act of fondling or touching the same sexes Fat Rolls, Jelly Rolls, Lobes, "Love Handles", Moobs, or other parts of the same sex's neck to waist area specifically a male. It has been use as a sign of sexual confusion (IE: Homo-sexual, Metro-sexual, Bi-sexual)
Sitting in a desk, and a man behind you has his hands rubbing your fat rolls or lobes, due to the fact that they are hanging over the desk and it makes you laugh or giggle. It has been known to make everyone in the room feel awkward.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).