Lobstertache

When the outer ends of your moustache grow disproportionally fast, leading to lobster-esque barbels.

Fu-Manchu has a lobstertache

Lobstertache by MoustachioedHero August 14, 2013

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Lobstertaper

One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

Lobstertaper by Kevin Salad June 27, 2007

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lobsterface

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

lobsterface by The Symbol November 10, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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