Lobstertache

When the outer ends of your moustache grow disproportionally fast, leading to lobster-esque barbels.

Fu-Manchu has a lobstertache

by MoustachioedHero August 14, 2013

Lobstertaper

One who wears boxer shorts and sets holy buildings on fire

Phil: Watch out for that faggot. He's a lobstertaper

Kevin: Indeed

Phil: (Gunshots)

by Kevin Salad June 27, 2007

lobsterface

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

by The Symbol November 10, 2008