lobster butter

Semen, sperm, jizz, jizm, baby batter, cum, love mayonnaise. Also known as seminal fluid... spermatozoa

Originated in Vallejo Ca. Bay Area.

Hey Starla! What is that crusty shit on your blouse? is that... is that... lobster butter?! daaaaaam bitch!

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by Mandrue Spoogesaint November 1, 2009

Lobster Butter

When your lobster is much to dry, so you need to slather on some condiments. The best condiment to use is Butter.

Man my S'pollo team was denied access to its name, so we decided to lather it up with lobster butter.

by Bobby Anspach March 9, 2004

Butter Poached Lobster

Sex Move:

"When you nut in a butt and they fart while your dick is in there."

"I like when my Butter Poached Lobster served warm."

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.

Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

Butter my lobster

1. To tilt thine wrist so that the utensil carrying the liquefied dairy product will fall graciously and cascade onto to the delightfully cooked crustacean.

Waiter, could you please butter my lobster.

by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025