Lobstor

Not to be confused with Lobster. Lobstor is an omnipresent being that will take over the world as it's supreme overlord. Lobstor is equipped with a fully automatic vasectomiser which is part of the plan to rule the world. All hail LOBSTOR.

"ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LOBSTOR!!!!"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"

by Chris/Dean April 2, 2008

Lobstor

Not to be confused with Lobster. Lobstor is an omnipresent being that will take over the world as it's supreme overlord. Lobstor is equipped with a fully automatic vasectomiser which is part of the plan to rule the world. All hail LOBSTOR.

"ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF LOBSTOR!!!!"
"Lobstor will vasectomise all"
"Present your balls to Lobstor"

by Chris/Dean April 2, 2008

Lobstronomous

Adj.

1) A word that means what ever you would like it to mean.

1) I say, this wine is lobstronomous.
2) You certainly are a lobstronomous individual sir!
3) I lobstronomously agree.

by Syno-man January 11, 2013

to craft a triple cast lobster

Means having sex in the workshop, you tell this to your relatives if you want them to think of you as an innocent craftsman. You hope they are too impressed to ask any further.

Aunt: "So, what were you and your partners name doing in the workshop last night?"
You: "Oh, we went over there to craft a triple cast lobster. It was pretty intense, but we made it!"
Aunt: "Wow, sounds impressive... Anyways..."

by CLuG4ever May 13, 2021

River Lobster

1. Annual festival celebrated on April 19 in Charleston, SC where 10's of people gather on the rivers edge and unzip there fly to let there junk hang out in honor of the legendary River Lobster.

The tradition was started by a local sushi restaurant patrons after trying to explain where the lobster on the menu was sourced.

2. your junk

dude, you going down by the river on April 19 to let your "River Lobster" fly?

by StreakyJim April 15, 2010

New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.

Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”

by TdogW October 12, 2018

ghetto lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.

by Dead Nancy January 13, 2008